Score: 10

"omg"

submission: Pimp Slap

date: August 14, 2007

wtbbqlolroflcockdickvaginacuntmufftwa tballs POOP

im toby keith and i lik the cock in my gabber

CHEESE!

Score: 10

"theres no dening it"

submission: {Hollow Man} [NG Cut]

date: March 22, 2007

ian very nice, perfect as usual, the pot and pan smack, very effective. it mad eme happy, songs awsome beyond question, you bass sound has improved exponentially, congrats on that but you already know what else id say so ill stop here

p.s happy b-day

5'ed'd'd'd

Score: 10

"wonder cock!"

submission: I LOVE COCK

date: March 8, 2007

wow ian i think i pissed my pants. im holding you responsible

god i loved that
*listens again*
*completely anhialates pants*

Score: 8

"ugggg"

submission: {Blaze}

date: January 18, 2007

intro- no offense but it sounds the exact same as all your other fast intros

melody- wank fest, i understand that the shredings are cool and all but nigga plz, needs more defined melody there, the shred just is too repetitve and arpegiated

orchestral elements- amazing use of rhythm, the the orchestal sounds fantastic

harmonizing---GAAAAAAAAAA YOU BITCH!!!!!!! STOP TEASING ME WITH THESE LITTLE TID BIT SOF MELODY TAHT ARE HARMONIZED!!!!!!! that hormonized section made or broke the song im not sure which, cuz it pissed me off taht you used so little but made me sploode cuz it was fucking ace

5'd

lunch tomorrow?

Score: 10

"yay <3"

submission: {A Change of Seasons}

date: January 18, 2007

iu approve of this one, the intro is nice a n well blended and the melody is well defined
its great and trancy the tone is good, however after the intro i gets a bit tooo driving for my trance tastes, but i liek it alot still <3 jooo

prolly my 3rd fav of all yours

5'ed

Score: 7

"bleh, bleh, bleh, omfg now thats a chorus!!!!!!"

submission: {James Bond Breakbeat Remix}

date: January 18, 2007

well

um, not to sound mean but i expect more out of you ian, the intro is good and than what ever interest i had was thrown away with the shitty fl slayer souning bass, i mean if your going to have bass, go all the way if you goin to have pots and pans go all the way but dont make a bass sound like pots and pans, so yea, the verse is not so good, maybe fix that, however holy fuck thats a splooge worthy chorus, if only the whole thing could match the chorus

sorry if i sound liek a farty flatuface]]

5'ed cuz i love you <3

Score: 9

"crazy!"

submission: -The End Of It All- (Full)

date: December 20, 2006

the intro for the song is crazy as hell, the distortion mixed with the way you play the notes its just insane, perfect song for a horror movie, the tone is really cool, reminds me of a buzzsaw, in a good way, what did you use to record? your quality is astounding

Score: 8

"cool!"

submission: Rock On (If You Dare)

date: December 4, 2006

the main riff as a whole is really cool
the sliding thing is pretty sweet, it would sound better though if maybe you used a metronome to keep in time, but over all id say its sweet :)

good stuff, rock on

Score: 7

";lfgj;h'olijsl;f'tgh"

submission: Cornandbeans vs. Eastern Front

date: November 27, 2006

u upload wrong track loool cock!!!!!!!!!!1

Score: 10

"for felix!"

submission: {Flying Away}

date: November 25, 2006

i miss him already :( he was like a brother to me. be it a short, furry silly brother, he was family. well now hes happier. i can imagine his little felixy soul flying away ona saucer of happiness and funk towards a better life where the tuna is fresh and plentiful, god rest ye felix t3h Uber cat, and god bless cornand beans for the greatest techno/house/electonica/dnb ever

i love you ian
i love you too felix